RPL

"Role Playing in Life".
Today, I'm a student. Gag.,\
Really, most times, I think I should just give up civilization and live in a forest. Or something like that. Or give me an enchanted something which I can use to transport myself into fantasy world. Better.
But noooooooooooo here I am, stuck on poor planet Earth. She who's heating up a tad bit too fast for anybody's liking. But I supposed She's used to all sorts of crap. A billion years ago, she was just a few pieces of rock. Now, she's a planet! Woot!!
Yeah well, I'm still a student. Wonder how many million years it'll take for me to get older? I guess I'm not very different from a few pieces of human right now. My brain's in tatters and so is this dratted computer. Loser thing. Dad's going to reformat it. PERCY JACKSON!!
O' greatest of all days, (I really hate my y key. Fingers like a hammer) 5th may!! Can you not come sooner? I shall go cold and grey by the time you arrive; my life a meandering wisp in the stampede of other poor souls that walk this planet.
I wouldn't mind you either: 12th march. Some relief but not quite.
Actually I'm waiting for 8th May.
Oh well.
Thank you, O! reader of this post. I'm sure I've confused and befuddled your mind with my crazed mumblings. But do come again and you could get dazed rumblings.
Peace man.